"Lemme guess," Sookie sighed, rolling her eyes but still grinning to show how shallow the exasperation was. "He's the type who's had someone to do it all from him since he was a child, one of those kids who was totally born into a lotta money and now feels completely lost on an island that doesn't even really have currency?"

Unable to bite back the smile any more, she chuckled lightly. "Not that I really ever knew those types. Bon Temps didn't have anyone with a ton of money. Anyone who did totally up and left the town the first chance they got. It's not a bad place, just... pretty modest."